| YES I am the one that won | YES I am also the one that won | YES I am also the one that won |
| the "Top Male Look-alike" | the "Best Look-alike" & "Best Solo Act" | the "Top Look-alike in the Country" |
 |
 |
 |
| "The Lookalike Agency" 1999 | "LK Today" 2000 | "Stars & their Doubles" 2001 |
| YES I am also the one that was on GMTV - Lorraine Kelly Today - Saturday Night Fever - Ready Steady Cook - ITV2's Hollywood Nights (presented show with Patsy) - crimewatch - Family Fortunes - Richard & Judy (twice) - Christmas Show (Dec 2003) |
| YES IT WAS ME!! CUSHTIE!! |
| NO it wasn't me on that programme called "Only Fools & Horses" - that's some geezer called 'David Jason'!! |
| BONNETT DE DOUCHE! |